Saturday, September 05, 2009

Bluffing

Just out of pure curiosity, what woman pays actual attention to men when they are called to attention by less than original ways such as: "Ay, mami", "Mwuah, mwuah (a kissing sound)", "Hey, what's your name", "Que guapa", etc., etc., etc.?

Do these call of the wild really help men to get some or is it a desperate attempt to feeling a bit more like a man and less like a loser?  Yeah, I totally understand that logic.  Since one feels insecure to begin with, might as well objectify any female passerby in order to inspire a sense of authority and machismo. 

Today, I decided to conduct an experiment for my benefit only.  If the first party tried to call the second party's attention (a.k.a. me), then I would respond in a uncommon way and wait for their reaction. 


Example:

Man:  "Ay, Mamita, what I wouldn't do to you now?!?!?"



Me: "Okay, come on big boy let's go!"


I called him bluff. Man is surprised and does not know really how to answer to such a response.  He timidly turns around and walks away.  

Out of all the times this occurred today, only one man took me up on my offer.  However, because of moral, commitment and hygiene, I kindly declined his invitation.  






 

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